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Dear Ibby, Why does my boyfriend masturbate when I'm home? I'm like, right there.

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From your point of view, a guy masturbating at home when you're right there is a giant dick-slap-in-the-face. Only you wish it was his dick.

It's not, though. It's just the flaccid backhand of life.


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