Dear Ibby, I want to ease my boyfriend into kink. What’s the easiest kink to...
Put a raccoon in his butt. It’s easy and there’s minimal scarring for the raccoon.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby Explains: Bullshit new study claims more sex equals more unhappiness
So, where does this depressing realization leave you?Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, Can I tighten my vagina? Do Kegels really work?
You can do anything you set your mind to! You are a shining ray of light and kinetic potential! Your vagina can be reborn!Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, How do you make sex with a condom not totally suck?
Oh my, so easily. Condoms get a bad “wrap” (high five, Ibby) for “totally deadening sensation and ruining everything always,” but that’s just because people don’t know how to fuck with them.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, Why do guys never change?
... Guys? No, ambiguous internet honey, it’s not guys that never change. It’s you.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I’m a girl and I can only come from anal. Is there a way to...
Some people are just built for anal sex, and you’re one of the few, the proud, the anal Marines.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I think my friend's girlfriend is cheating on him ... Do I tell him?
Telling your friend he's being cheated on is a choose-your-own-adventure kind of thing. There are a million reasons why you both should and should not do it ... and a cubic hundred zillion outcomes of...
View ArticleDear Ibby, I think my dipwad boyfriend peed inside me. It felt runny and...
So your boyfriend mistook your vagina for a urinal ... Weird, but not uncommon. Here's what probably happened.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, The girl I’m hooking up with is a man-hating mega-feminist who...
You just like your stupid man-dick degraded, that's all.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I really like this guy, and he really likes me, but he’s dating...
Depends on how much crazy you can take ...Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I’m really turned on by sleep sex, but my boring boyfriend thinks...
Asking someone to take advantage of you is tricky, but here's how to do it with tact and diplomacy.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I’m a bisexual female in an open relationship with my girlfriend....
Clearly, she's not down with you riding cock into the sunset, otherwise you’d be wearing a penis-print rodeo outfit with little cock spurs and festive dick tassels as we speak.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I want to surprise my boyfriend with an FFM threesome. Is this a...
... Is it a good idea to try to breathe underwater?Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, My ex recently got back in touch with me and wants to go to...
Mutually drinking hot brown liquid at a place that serves cranberry scones does not mean he wants to get back together with you.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, If I go to a strip club, is that considered cheating on my...
HAHAHAHAHAH, NO.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I'm willing to try a FFM threesome for my boyfriend, but he won't...
Mmm, no it's not fair at all. But fairness is overrrated, much like Game of Thrones and Water World.Dear Ibby
View ArticleCramp-killing weed tampons: I double dog dare you
What to consider before legalizing weed in your vagina.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, My girlfriend is having a hard time orgasming from sex. Should I...
IT'S COMPLICATED.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, I get really turned on by slapping guys and biting guys in bed,...
You seem like a beached orca.Dear Ibby
View ArticleDear Ibby, Do sex toys carry emotional baggage? I've heard it's bad to reuse...
Great news, sex toys can absolutely be haunted by the indelible spirit of your former lovers.Dear Ibby
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