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Dear Ibby, My girlfriend wants to try pegging, but I’m not so sure. Should I...
Dude, I’m not your anus.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, My best friend is way hotter than me and I think it's hurting my...
Have you considered that it might not be your friend that's holding you back ... you might just be a shitty person?Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, I'm a straight girl who's really attracted to bi men. How do I go...
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Dear Ibby, What should I do with my face when a guy wants to give me a facial?
I don't know, roll out your infamous 'Jaws' impression and hope for the best?Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, I can’t seem to keep a relationship going for more than a few...
Calm the dick down. There's hope for you yet, my child.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby: My friend’s boyfriend dumped her because she was 'too fat' and has...
What's his name? Give me his address. In the meantime, here's what to say to someone who's undergone that sort of verbal assaultDear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, I'm horny, but I can't find anyone attractive. What should I do?
Expand your definition of "attractive," then go away so I can nap.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, How do I deal with my boyfriend's bigoted, conservative dad?
Congratulations on your marriage to either Eric or Barron, hopefully the former.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, I'm moving far away from my boyfriend and I'm heartbroken. How do...
You are sucked and fucked, my dear ... unless you can control you mind.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, I’m a chick, and I want to fuck a total stranger. How do go about...
This question is hard to answer because there’s a spectrum of strangers.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, Every time my girlfriend gets drunk, she becomes verbally abusive....
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Dear Ibby, I went down on a girl with a huge clit and now I watch gay porn...
Well, I read the entire medical textbook I found in the dumpster behind my house and I really cannot put a name to your symptoms. For now, I’m going to recommend you take 20 mg of Shut The Fuck Up and...
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Dear Ibby, All I want to do is wear my girlfriend's clothes while we fuck ...
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Dear Ibby, All my GF wants to do is fuck. Sometimes, I just want to talk....
What gives?What gives is that you are the luckiest man on Earth and if you don't appreciate her uniquely high libido for all it's worth, she'll find someone else that does.Especially since your...
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Dear Ibby, My germaphobe boyfriend won’t eat me out. What can I say to him?
“Kiss my all-American asshole, bitchmother.”Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, What should I do when my boyfriend won't fuck me because he's stoned?
Dress up like a large-and-in-charge marijuana plant and dance around suggestively while releasing a fine THC smoke from beneath your costume. So fucking hot ...Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, What’s the best etiquette for leaving after a one-night stand?
I can never decide this myself, so what I usually do is just fall asleep directly outside their front door to maintain a happy medium. It’s super hot.Dear Ibby
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Dear Ibby, hate my girlfriend's dog. It's coming between us. What should I do?
You're fucked, man.In any sort of ultimatum in which it's you or the dog, she's gonna choose the dog. She has to and she should — it's her tiny, mongoloid fur-child. She's responsible for its life.Dear...
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Dear Ibby, What do you do when you have crazy sexual tension with a good friend?
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